Gone Girl Is a Dark Look At Marriage

When it comes to relationships, how many of us are pretenders?

Gone Girl marriage
Insecure Nick likes the way the world sees him when he’s married to Amy.

Warning: This article contains spoilers. Lots of them.

Tell me. Would you stay with a lying, cheating husband? Would you live with a man who uproots you from the big city to a small Midwestern town, uses your inheritance to fund his business, then considers trading you in for a younger, sexier woman? Would you manipulate a pregnancy with this guy, then pretend to the world that the two of you have the perfect life, the perfect romance, the perfect relationship?

You would if you were Amy Dunne, the twisted wife who goes missing in the new David Fincher movie Gone Girl, based on the bestseller by Gillian Flynn. But wait, you wouldn’t let him off the hook so easy. Not right away. First, you’d plan an elaborate revenge that involves faking your own death and turning your husband into the most hated man in America. But in the end, because you are so twisted, you’d have a change of heart and find a way to keep him by your side, on your terms, for better or worse. //READ MORE

Purple Reigns on the Runway

On the anniversary of Prince's epic flick, let's go crazy with 80s-inspired duds built for rock royalty.

Purple Rain 30th anniversary

Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called wardrobe transition. And there’s no better way to shift into a new season than to channel the spotlight-grabbing layering style of Prince, who cloaked himself in shades of aubergine and goth-black for his big-screen debut, Purple Rain. The movie, now a rock-and-roll cult favorite, came out exactly 30 years ago, just as ’80s fashion reached its screeching guitar-solo climax.

The film showcased Prince as a flamboyant, emotionally suffering leading man. Clad in 6-inch platform shoes, purple-velvet coat and Victorian-style ruffled white shirt (something the Seinfeld crew would, a decade later, dub the “puffy shirt”), he was crowned the newest rock royalty. Never mind the fact that he would befuddle us by renouncing and then reclaiming his name. With Purple Rain, Prince made his mark as the era’s most provocative eyeliner-wearing, stage-polishing, //READ MORE

How I Met Your Father

Considering the ancient technology, kids, it’s a wonder it even happened.

The Giver

My daughter and I recently saw The Giver, a film set in a utopian society that has eliminated its history and the human emotions associated with it. A boy named Jonas is trained by someone called the Giver, an old guy who has stored inside him all the community’s memories—feelings included—and must transfer them to his protégé.

After watching the movie, it occurred to me that people roughly 35 and older should serve as “givers” to the next generation, and the memories we should pass down are that of a former technological age. Think about it: Today’s kids are the very last generation to have parents who were raised before the digital revolution. This is a big responsibility for all of us who were born in 1980 or earlier. Our children need to “receive” this precious knowledge from us, before words like “Xerox” and “collect call” are forgotten and the emotions associated with these experiences have gone the way of the typewriter. //READ MORE

6 Ingredients Every Bollywood Film Needs

A breakdown for lovers of this sexy, sometimes sappy Indian cinema.

bollywood primer

So you think Bollywood is all about song and dance? You think it’s about saree-clad men and women striking poses that aren’t usually seen outside an extreme breakdancing video? About eardrum-shattering shriek songs that go on for five minutes or more, several times within a single movie? If that’s how you define Bollywood, I can’t disagree with you. However, there’s so much more to learn about these all-too-predictable, yet highly entertaining Indian films.

Here, we will attempt to demystify Bollywood for you. But before we explain what this genre is really about, please note: The Namesake does not count as a Bollywood film, and neither does Slumdog Millionaire. To qualify as a true Bollywood movie, the film must have several important ingredients: //READ MORE

Mad Skills We Learned from Don Draper & Co.

The latest life lessons from our favorite lovably flawed characters.

Mad Men season 7

Yes, many of us were back watching Mad Men again this spring. We watched despite the fact that the producers split the seventh and final season into two parts, which means we must wait until spring 2015 to see how it all ends. Despite the fact that it’s been a long time since we last saw these characters and may have had a wandering eye during the hiatus. (Sorry, Don, but there are so many distractions these days.) Despite the fact that we were sick of a few characters by now (Megan, anyone?) that we had a slightly take-it-or-leave it attitude about tuning in.

But we tuned in. Maybe we just needed to know if Don would move to L.A. and start wearing madras pants (not likely), if Roger and Mona would get back together (more likely), or if Sally would catch her dad banging another MILF (most likely). But the real reason we watched was to learn a thing or two from the mistakes of these highly flawed, utterly irresistible-despite-themselves characters. Here are 10 nuggets we gleaned from the last few episodes starring our favorite Madison Avenue mod squad. //READ MORE

Get in My Bed! (And Other Hollywood Lessons)

Ready to break your heart, ruin your life and make things a mess? Great—just don't tell me about it.

Moonstruck Get in my Bed

Everyone finds themselves confused, at least once or twice in their lives, about matters of the heart. Over the course of the past few months, I’ve had around a dozen conversations with friends and acquaintances—whether they’re married or single, gay or straight, old or young—who suspect they are dating the wrong person, married to the wrong person, or coveting the wrong person. Or sometimes the problem is that they’re with a person at all, when they just want to be alone, or snuggling up to their pet chihuahua watching The Real Housewives.

Of course, the reason the person is “wrong” for them varies. They could have the wrong career, the wrong personality, or the wrong attitude about commitment. They could have incompatible personalities, incompatible work schedules, or incompatible levels of passion. Sometimes wrong just translates to crazy, or not crazy enough. There are many reasons these objects of affection are possibly not the right choice. //READ MORE